Camp nursery services

The nursery
When you place a large group of hypersexualized young men in an environment filled with fertile young women there will naturally be pregnancies. So many in fact that in 1961 the camp broke ground on the "Alvar Von Humperdinck Memorial Nursery". The second largest and only brick construction building on camp grounds; the nursery stands three stories high and is located on the edge of serene lake Atahensic. The nursery was state of the art and featured two dozen birthing rooms, operating theater, NICU facility, and recovery rooms. It had the staff of a small hospital to match with doctors, midwifes, nutritionists, and nurses on hand 24/7. No expense was spared and at it's inception the facility could hold 200 infants. What became apparent soon after however was that for a majority of the children neither of the parents could or would look after them. This initially led to overcrowding of the local orphanage but by 1965 renovations were completed that provided more long term accommodations for the camper's multitude of bastards. A small school and dormitory were added to the facility. Those not taken home by either of their respective parents was cared for and given a top of the line education there until they reached the age of 12 at which point they were given the option of becoming campers/staff or leaving the grounds.

The auction
The additions did sooth the needs of the growing camp population but overcrowding was still an issue and in 1970 then director, Dr. Adolphus Fritzler, held the first newborn auction. A dozen babies of good stock were offered on the auction block to socialites, celebrities, and various other wealthy and privileged citizens. All were sworn to secrecy of course as if the event were ever uncovered everyone involved would be given life sentences and the camp would surely be shut down permanently. The event turned out to be a huge success with infants selling in the tens of thousands. This solved the overcrowding problem and created a sizeable source of revenue for the camp. The annual event continues to this day and constitutes almost 30% of the the camp's operating income.